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Since poor Bjorn's thread...
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...became a laughing stock, (something that I'm sure he would totally approved) I'm opening this new thread to post all the "Hey BMW..." funny stuff, that I'm sure we can think ...thousands!
So....
1)
- Hey BMW...
- How can I help?
- I want to hear some jokes
- I'm calling Bjorn.
2)
- Woof woof-woof (- Hey BMW in dog language, which of course iDrive 8 supports)
- How can I help?
- Woof wooooo-blah-cough-woof (- My master farted)
- I'm opening the sunroof.
3)
- Hey BMW...
- How can I help?
- It's raining...
- I'm re-opening the sunroof.
4)
- Hey BMW iX...
- How can I help?
- We want to have some sex in the car.
- I'm making the sunroof transparent, opening all windows and calling your wife.

English -- Bjørn Nyland has posted his first i4 test
So....
1)
- Hey BMW...
- How can I help?
- I want to hear some jokes
- I'm calling Bjorn.
2)
- Woof woof-woof (- Hey BMW in dog language, which of course iDrive 8 supports)
- How can I help?
- Woof wooooo-blah-cough-woof (- My master farted)
- I'm opening the sunroof.
3)
- Hey BMW...
- How can I help?
- It's raining...
- I'm re-opening the sunroof.
4)
- Hey BMW iX...
- How can I help?
- We want to have some sex in the car.
- I'm making the sunroof transparent, opening all windows and calling your wife.